Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!
How do you make your wife scream an hour after sex?
Wipe your nob on the curtains
Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)
Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.
A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying.
He asks his girlfriend “what’s wrong?”
She looks at him and says in disgust, “I know the truth about you…” she sobs and continues, “I know
you’re a PEDOPHILE!” The man walks up to her and hugs her, then he says..
“Honey, I’m so proud of you ‘pedophile’ is such a big word for a 10 year old.”
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What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
George Michael and Elton John on have written a musical together…
Swallow the yellow thick load.
Whats the similarity between spinach and anal sex?
if you didn’t like it as a kid you probably won’t as an adult…
According to recent testing women actually have intelligent DNA in them, but sadly 95% chose to spit it back out.
Sexy Kids
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