Politically Incorrect and Tasteless Jokes of The World

Fag or Refridgerator

mrwrongn — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:28:34 +0000

Q: What’s the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?

A: The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.

niiiiice….

(This appeared on popbitch recently, but is as old as the hills so was worth an airing)

Dont call your bear Mohammed…

mrwrongn — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:28:24 +0000

After all this mayhem in Sudan about calling a teddy bear ‘Mohammed’, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Jamaica

Man goes missing for 5 years!!!

mrwrongn — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:24:23 +0000

John Darwin has walked into a police station after being missing, presumed dead for five years.

He says that’s the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns!

Lewis Hamilton and The England Football Team

mrwrongn — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:18:30 +0000

Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England Football Team?

England won’t have a McClaren in the morning…

Taken from here

Iran or The Empire…?

mrwrongn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:32:32 +0000

You have got to give it to the British Army… sometimes they are quite witty… if not slightly uncouth.

Heather Mills

mrwrongn — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:30:16 +0000

After her recent ranting appearance on GMTV in the UK, a professional psychiatrist has said that the former Beatles wife is clearly unstable.

Paul McCartney has stated that a few beer matt’s under one leg usually does the trick.

statues…

mrwrongn — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:58:39 +0000

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.”

And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.

Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

“You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll **** on its head.”

Thanks be to those I stole this from.

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mrwrongn — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:37:29 +0000

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Daily Mail

mrwrongn — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:31:39 +0000

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell them asylum seekers kill pedophiles!

Mourinho

mrwrongn — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:13:48 +0000

Jose Mourinho has asked to go back to Portugal never to be heard of again….

The McCann’s have offered to help.