Heather Mills

After her recent ranting appearance on GMTV in the UK, a professional psychiatrist has said that the former Beatles wife is clearly unstable.
Paul McCartney has stated that a few beer matt’s under one leg usually does the trick.

Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!

The big O!

How do you make your wife scream an hour after sex?
Wipe your nob on the curtains

Nuns (an olden)

Two nuns driving along the road, and all of a sudden Dracula lands on the bonnet of their car.
One turns to the other and says… “Quick, show him your cross!!!”
The second nun leans out of the car and shouts…
“Oi fuck off!”

Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Beer?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time the your women brings it.

Can you tell the difference?

What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Cinderella…

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

What’s?

What’s twelve inches long… hard… and makes a grown woman cry….
COT DEATH!
Thankyou to Celebrityscraps.wordpress.com for that one

Inteligent women?

According to recent testing women actually have intelligent DNA in them, but sadly 95% chose to spit it back out.