Lewis Hamilton and The England Football Team

Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England Football Team?
England won’t have a McClaren in the morning…
Taken from here

Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has asked to go back to Portugal never to be heard of again….
The McCann’s have offered to help.

Worst computer game ever

I bought the worst computer game ever the other day… Colin McRae’s Helicopter simulator…..
It keeps Crashing…
Sorry Colin!

Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!