Fag or Refridgerator

Q: What’s the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you take the meat out.
niiiiice….
(This appeared on popbitch recently, but is as old as the hills so was worth an airing)

statues…

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in [...]

Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!

The big O!

How do you make your wife scream an hour after sex?
Wipe your nob on the curtains

Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Big words!

A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying.
He asks his girlfriend “what’s wrong?”
She looks at him and says in disgust, “I know the truth about you…” she sobs and continues, “I know
you’re a PEDOPHILE!” The man walks up to her and hugs her, then he says..
“Honey, I’m so proud [...]

Pork Loin?

What’s green and smells of pork?
Kermit’s finger!

Can you tell the difference?

What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Ive decided that….

That there are not enough Michael Jackson Jokes on this site… so here is one to get me started.
You remember when Michael Jackson held his kid over the balcony, bit weird wasn’t it…
I though he usually tossed kids off!

Bill and Ben

Bill and Ben where in the garden, Bill turned to Ben and said;
“Flobadob a flobadoba flobadob”
Ben looking slightly miffed responded…
“If you loved me you would swallow!”

Cinderella…

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

Musicals

George Michael and Elton John on have written a musical together…
Swallow the yellow thick load.

Spinach…

Whats the similarity between spinach and anal sex?
if you didn’t like it as a kid you probably won’t as an adult…

Bored at the Office?

Here are 10 little tips to make your day go that little bit faster…
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don’t.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you’re just kidding.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth [...]

Inteligent women?

According to recent testing women actually have intelligent DNA in them, but sadly 95% chose to spit it back out.

What is the Biggest Cause of Peadophilia…

Sexy Kids