Dont call your bear Mohammed…

After all this mayhem in Sudan about calling a teddy bear ‘Mohammed’, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Jamaica

Nuns (an olden)

Two nuns driving along the road, and all of a sudden Dracula lands on the bonnet of their car.
One turns to the other and says… “Quick, show him your cross!!!”
The second nun leans out of the car and shouts…
“Oi fuck off!”

jesus?

What’s the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.