Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!

The big O!

How do you make your wife scream an hour after sex?
Wipe your nob on the curtains

Pork Loin?

What’s green and smells of pork?
Kermit’s finger!