Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Hanks says it how it is.

This is one of the funniest jokes ever.

Pork Loin?

What’s green and smells of pork?
Kermit’s finger!

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. The flying car and magical powers are believable but a ginger hair kid with two mates!!
P.S. Potter dies in the end and comes back to life, now you don’t have to read it you sad little people

The King?

What would Elvis be doing if he was still alive?
Banging on the inside of his coffin…

Musicals

George Michael and Elton John on have written a musical together…
Swallow the yellow thick load.

Superman…

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
 
Christopher Walken