Man goes missing for 5 years!!!

John Darwin has walked into a police station after being missing, presumed dead for five years.
He says that’s the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns!

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Are Grrrreat!

Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has asked to go back to Portugal never to be heard of again….
The McCann’s have offered to help.

New Renault

Renault have just announced a new family car with boot space large enough to fit a small child…. introducing….
The Renault McCann!

Diana and the McCann’s in one Joke!

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Princess Diana?
Only two people saw Madeleine’s burial.
found at www.sickipedia.org
Loverly.

knock knock…

Who’s there???
Not Madeleine