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Daily Mail

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?
Tell them asylum seekers kill pedophiles!

Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has asked to go back to Portugal never to be heard of again….
The McCann’s have offered to help.

New Renault

Renault have just announced a new family car with boot space large enough to fit a small child…. introducing….
The Renault McCann!

do ya like dags?

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground…

Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Big words!

A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying.
He asks his girlfriend “what’s wrong?”
She looks at him and says in disgust, “I know the truth about you…” she sobs and continues, “I know
you’re a PEDOPHILE!” The man walks up to her and hugs her, then he says..
“Honey, I’m so proud [...]

Diana and the McCann’s in one Joke!

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Princess Diana?
Only two people saw Madeleine’s burial.
found at www.sickipedia.org
Loverly.

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. The flying car and magical powers are believable but a ginger hair kid with two mates!!
P.S. Potter dies in the end and comes back to life, now you don’t have to read it you sad little people

Ive decided that….

That there are not enough Michael Jackson Jokes on this site… so here is one to get me started.
You remember when Michael Jackson held his kid over the balcony, bit weird wasn’t it…
I though he usually tossed kids off!

Cinderella…

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

What’s?

What’s twelve inches long… hard… and makes a grown woman cry….
COT DEATH!
Thankyou to Celebrityscraps.wordpress.com for that one

Spinach…

Whats the similarity between spinach and anal sex?
if you didn’t like it as a kid you probably won’t as an adult…

What is the Biggest Cause of Peadophilia…

Sexy Kids

knock knock…

Who’s there???
Not Madeleine