Man goes missing for 5 years!!!

John Darwin has walked into a police station after being missing, presumed dead for five years.
He says that’s the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns!

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Are Grrrreat!

Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has asked to go back to Portugal never to be heard of again….
The McCann’s have offered to help.

Worst computer game ever

I bought the worst computer game ever the other day… Colin McRae’s Helicopter simulator…..
It keeps Crashing…
Sorry Colin!

New Renault

Renault have just announced a new family car with boot space large enough to fit a small child…. introducing….
The Renault McCann!

do ya like dags?

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground…

Diana and the McCann’s in one Joke!

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Princess Diana?
Only two people saw Madeleine’s burial.
found at www.sickipedia.org
Loverly.

Pavarotti Joke

I was saddened to hear of the passing of operatic legend Pavarotti today.
My thoughts and sympathies go to his family and coffin bearers.

jesus?

What’s the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Does that fit?

Whats blue and dosnt fit?
A dead epileptic.

Princess die?

I was going to post a Princess Diana joke up today (in usual tasteless fashion)  seeing as its the 10 year anniversary, however after trawling my own imagination and the wonders of Google, I’m struggling to find anything of any substance.
Best one I’ve heard so far is…
What do you buy the princess who has everything?
An [...]

The King?

What would Elvis be doing if he was still alive?
Banging on the inside of his coffin…

What’s?

What’s twelve inches long… hard… and makes a grown woman cry….
COT DEATH!
Thankyou to Celebrityscraps.wordpress.com for that one

Flying?

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knock knock…

Who’s there???
Not Madeleine