Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!

Can you tell the difference?

What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Bill and Ben

Bill and Ben where in the garden, Bill turned to Ben and said;
“Flobadob a flobadoba flobadob”
Ben looking slightly miffed responded…
“If you loved me you would swallow!”

Cinderella…

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

Musicals

George Michael and Elton John on have written a musical together…
Swallow the yellow thick load.

Inteligent women?

According to recent testing women actually have intelligent DNA in them, but sadly 95% chose to spit it back out.