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Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.

“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”

Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!

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Can you tell the difference?

What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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Bill and Ben

Bill and Ben where in the garden, Bill turned to Ben and said;

“Flobadob a flobadoba flobadob”

Ben looking slightly miffed responded…

“If you loved me you would swallow!”

Bill and Ben

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Cinderella…

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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Musicals

George Michael and Elton John on have written a musical together…

Swallow the yellow thick load.

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Inteligent women?

According to recent testing women actually have intelligent DNA in them, but sadly 95% chose to spit it back out.

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