Lewis Hamilton and The England Football Team

Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England Football Team?
England won’t have a McClaren in the morning…
Taken from here

Heather Mills

After her recent ranting appearance on GMTV in the UK, a professional psychiatrist has said that the former Beatles wife is clearly unstable.
Paul McCartney has stated that a few beer matt’s under one leg usually does the trick.

Mourinho

Jose Mourinho has asked to go back to Portugal never to be heard of again….
The McCann’s have offered to help.

Worst computer game ever

I bought the worst computer game ever the other day… Colin McRae’s Helicopter simulator…..
It keeps Crashing…
Sorry Colin!

Victoria Beckham

Not a joke this one… just me being childish.
“I have been busy having a good look around Los Angeles, checking out the restaurants and the beauty parlors – you never know when you might need a facial!”
Apparently Victoria Beckham wants a Facial…. David better get busy!

Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Diana and the McCann’s in one Joke!

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Princess Diana?
Only two people saw Madeleine’s burial.
found at www.sickipedia.org
Loverly.

Pavarotti Joke

I was saddened to hear of the passing of operatic legend Pavarotti today.
My thoughts and sympathies go to his family and coffin bearers.

Hanks says it how it is.

This is one of the funniest jokes ever.

Pork Loin?

What’s green and smells of pork?
Kermit’s finger!

Princess die?

I was going to post a Princess Diana joke up today (in usual tasteless fashion)  seeing as its the 10 year anniversary, however after trawling my own imagination and the wonders of Google, I’m struggling to find anything of any substance.
Best one I’ve heard so far is…
What do you buy the princess who has everything?
An [...]

Whats…

Black and Screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Ive decided that….

That there are not enough Michael Jackson Jokes on this site… so here is one to get me started.
You remember when Michael Jackson held his kid over the balcony, bit weird wasn’t it…
I though he usually tossed kids off!

The King?

What would Elvis be doing if he was still alive?
Banging on the inside of his coffin…

Musicals

George Michael and Elton John on have written a musical together…
Swallow the yellow thick load.

Superman…

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
 
Christopher Walken