Harry Potter

The Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. The flying car and magical powers are believable but a ginger hair kid with two mates!!
P.S. Potter dies in the end and comes back to life, now you don’t have to read it you sad little people

Bill and Ben

Bill and Ben where in the garden, Bill turned to Ben and said;
“Flobadob a flobadoba flobadob”
Ben looking slightly miffed responded…
“If you loved me you would swallow!”

Cinderella…

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

Superman…

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
 
Christopher Walken

Spinach…

Whats the similarity between spinach and anal sex?
if you didn’t like it as a kid you probably won’t as an adult…