Lewis Hamilton and The England Football Team

Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England Football Team?
England won’t have a McClaren in the morning…
Taken from here

Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Hanks says it how it is.

This is one of the funniest jokes ever.

Beer?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time the your women brings it.

Flying?

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Bored at the Office?

Here are 10 little tips to make your day go that little bit faster…
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don’t.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you’re just kidding.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth [...]