do ya like dags?

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a playground…

Sarah Silverman Mocks Britney Spears

Tasteless fave and Pinup (ish) Sarah Silverman rips it out of Britney Spears and some others at the Mtv Video Music Awards (VMA)

Check the shizzle out….
Edit…. Youtube video is much better… so click it again… bitches.

Big words!

A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying.
He asks his girlfriend “what’s wrong?”
She looks at him and says in disgust, “I know the truth about you…” she sobs and continues, “I know
you’re a PEDOPHILE!” The man walks up to her and hugs her, then he says..
“Honey, I’m so proud [...]

Ive decided that….

That there are not enough Michael Jackson Jokes on this site… so here is one to get me started.
You remember when Michael Jackson held his kid over the balcony, bit weird wasn’t it…
I though he usually tossed kids off!

What’s?

What’s twelve inches long… hard… and makes a grown woman cry….
COT DEATH!
Thankyou to Celebrityscraps.wordpress.com for that one

What is the Biggest Cause of Peadophilia…

Sexy Kids